My Debut Jaunt in Colombia!
I had mixed feelings about Bogota. I heard a lot of conflicting opinions about the city and was not really sure what to expect. On the one hand, I have been told that the girls are very friendly and pretty approachable. On the other hand, many people I talked to seemed to insist that Spanish is mandatory for any meaningful game. The notoriously unsafe nature of the city also didn’t help.
I arrived on a Friday early morning, ready to risk my life fending off the drug dealers and human traffickers for some good ass. After all what I had read on the internet, I didn’t dare to leave the airport after landing right before dawn. I tiptoed into the wildness of the streets of Bogota and didn’t know what to think of it. It definitely was a change from the relative safety of the European cities I am used to but it didn’t seem that dangerous1. After a short walk around the airport, I went back in to wait for a more civil hour to leave.
Soon enough I called an Uber2 and was on my way to my Airbnb. The city was big and chaotic. I could really feel that I had left the safe harbor that usually Europe is. You just knew that you had to be careful walking around. They actually have a pretty good word for it in Colombia: “¡no des papaya!” which roughly translates to “don’t give Papaya!”. That is, as long as you stay alert and don’t walk waving your super expensive iPhone around, you should be fine.
Curves, curves, cuuurves!
Colombian girls were exactly as I had imagine, that is, the pretty ones. I find they either fall on the super hot side of the spectrum or the complete opposite. Something, however, that all the girls have in common is their short height. Walking around the streets of Bogota you will rarely see a girl above 170 cm tall. Now, I don’t mind short girls. In fact, I find them pretty cute and convenient to handle in bed. If tall girls is your thing, stay away from Colombia. Another thing is their curviness. God, I’ve never seen this amount of girls with big nice tits and super round asses anywhere else in the world. It was amazing, and exactly how I had imagined it.
Again, as I hinted before, for every super hot Colombian girl you get around 2 to 3 sub-optimal girls that you probably can’t bring yourself to fuck no matter how desperate you are3. While this might seem to be a bad deal, it is actually not and here is why: in Colombia you get much better odds getting the 10s and 9s than probably anywhere else in the world. The disparity between girls and guys in terms of looks is just crazy in this country. Due to this, the average-looking foreigner with average game skills has much better chances than in super competitive cities like London or Frankfurt.
Dirty Nights
After sorting out my Airbnb and getting my usual groceries sorted out4, I took a nap. I woke up a bit late, too late for daygame making a late double espresso a necessity to wake up and counter the inevitable jet-lag. Following my usual routine of listening to my favorite podcasts, I order an Uber and get on my way to Zona-T, the main night district in Bogota.
After trying a couple of places, I ended in a place that resembles my ideal nightgame venue: A cocktail bar packed with dressed to impress two-sets. Bogota being what it is, I end up not even having to do any approach. I order some water first and a gay guy just approaches me and literally pushes a cute nurse in my arms. We dance a bit, have a chat and soon enough we are making out. As I’m super tired and can’t keep up with the dancing or even the talking, I bite the bullet pretty early than I would usually do and hit her with the usual “It’s boring here let’s go back to my place and have a wine” line. She stopped to think about it a bit but refuses my offer. It was pretty understandable as she was in a set of 4 girls and the gay guy. Probably, she didn’t want to look easy in front of them. After that, we exchange numbers and I leave. I walk back home with a grin on my face thinking that Bogota was looking very promising, that promising that all I had to do is show up in a bar.
Now, of course, I was just lucky that night, and that’s what I was about to find out the following night. This time I go straight to the same bar. Inside, I’m surprised to see that there are fewer two-sets and more big groups of people. I don’t like big groups. They require a lot of energy and are almost impossible to pull off alone. I still do a couple of approaches here and there, but nothing sticks. Finally, on the way to take a piss, I spot two girls, one of which I fancy. Without waiting for the IOI, walking by, I lean into her ear and tell her that I would like to tell her something, but she has to wait for me. It was a test of compliance, a very early one indeed, but I felt I can get away with it this time. You can allow yourself to do this kind of things in Colombia since you are already perceived as a high-value gringo. Sure enough, after coming back, she’s still there waiting for me with inquiring eyes. I jump right back in and tell her that I like her big eyes, and pull out my phone to show her a picture of Furby.
She loves the push-pull direct opener and starts giggling. The eye contact is very strong, and there is a crackling sexual tension between us. Her English is very minimal, and my Spanish is even worse, so I have to use Google Translate. In contrast to the widespread limiting belief that you need to speak Spanish to get laid in Colombia or anywhere else where English is not widely spoken for that matter, you can actually get pretty good results without. In fact, it’s even highly recommended to stick to English unless you speak her language very well. I actually find it pretty fun to communicate like that. If the sexual tension is there, you can make it very playful. Just don’t bore her with interview questions and such. I usually learn a couple of funny words, like grandma, bad girl, dangerous, alcoholic, etc., and build my rudimentary sentences around that. It makes the conversation fun and exciting.
Anyway, soon enough she’s rubbing her booty on my dick and just waiting for me to kiss her, to which I gladly oblige. Since her friend was still around, I tried not to overdo it and kept her in the conversation. I can’t do that for the whole night though. So, after some time, I ask my girl if ‘she wanna have a wine with me at home’. After a pretty long briefing with her friend, she turns back to me and starts typing on her phone to translate. I look at the translation and it says ‘but can you get my friend an Uber home?’. I interpreted that positively and pushed forward. Once in front of the flat, the friend seemed to take note of the location and ensure that I’m no harm. I ordered a taxi for her to go home and head up with my girl who shows zero resistance to my escalation once inside. It was my first lay in Bogotá, in fact in the whole of South America, 48 hours after landing!
All in all night game is pretty solid in Bogotá. If you have decent value and are not a moron, it should be pretty straight forward to get things done within a reasonable time frame.
Daygame
Daygame is a slightly different story. You will find Colombian girls to be pretty pleasant to talk to. You won’t be getting the by now mythical Russian minute in any of your sets, but it doesn’t mean you’re gonna get all of them either. As far as I’m concerned, I found the whole experience rather nice in general. In Bogota, you will never get any crazy blowouts, and girls always at least stop to chat no matter how hot they are, that is if they can speak English. Very often, you’ll find yourself in situations where you have to pull out your phone for Google Translate right after delivering your opener as you look at her eyes wide open with genuine incomprehension. But even this is usually not an issue at all. Many of them are still willing to go on a date with you even if their English is very minimal as long as you can keep it exciting and do it right. My wing there, who joined me at the end of my trip, could speak pretty good Spanish and we observed no considerable difference in terms of responses.
On a pretty rainy day, I decided to move into a mall as I was daygaming solo. I spot a hot girl with very nice long black hair. I loved how it was really pitch-black and reaching down to her ass. I stride over and stop her with my usual opener. She reacts pretty well and with very good English. Now, this is a pretty nice surprise but soon enough it would make more sense to me. We have a nice flirty chat from the beginning with me teasing her about how she is ‘peacocking’ with her hair to enchant cool guys like me. She loves the conversation and cannot stop giggling. She is a petite 24 y/o and works as a Spanish teacher in a local school for expats. We exchange numbers shortly after that and agree to go for a drink over the weekend. The texting was a bit messy but sure enough I manage to get her out on a Saturday night for drinks.
I leave the house earlier to do some guttergame before the date. While having my usual little beer break, she texts me to ask if I can get her an Uber. I get a bit suspicious and text my wing, who has been staying in a different city for a while, to inquire if this is to be expected. He assures me that it’s normal in Colombia. Coming to a date with someone she barely knows is a big investment for her. She lives outside of the city and it can be pretty dangerous in Bogota at night, so was his explanation. I recognize that my alarm falsely went off and agree to the Uber. Her address turns out to be pretty far outside of the city, meaning it would take 1 hour more before I can have her in front of me. Nothing too dramatic, I just walk around a bit more in the area and try to get some approaches done.
Soon enough, I pick her up from our meeting point and we walk together to the first venue. She was dressed to impress in a beautiful tight and shiny gray dress. I compliment her on her choice of high heels, to which she responds jokingly that it was necessary given my height, a pretty big display of interest. From the get-go, the energy was good. I did the usual questions game to which she responds pretty well. She starts to tell me about her ‘sponsor’, an American guy that has been taking her on trips to Europe and bought her a car lately. I listen to this trying really hard to hide my disbelief at what guys can do for pussy. We made out shortly after but I feel that she’s still not ready for the bounce-back. In the second venue, we have one more drink that we don’t even finish. After more heavy make-outs, I grab her hands and start leading her outside to take an Uber that I had ordered meanwhile. Back home, she shows no LMR whatsoever and turns out to be one of the kinkiest girls I’ve ever had. Next morning, we have another round and after a shower, I take her downstairs for breakfast before ordering an Uber for her. I went back home and laid down on my bed with a big grin on my face. There is nothing better than the satisfaction you get after a rigorously and successfully executed seduction.
Summary
I found people in Colombia generally pretty friendly but not to the point of being intruding as in many other countries. If you mind your business, most of the time no one will ever talk to you. If you seek out people to socialize, they usually open up pretty quickly, even when their English is not the best. The food was not really great though. I tried a couple of things but was disappointed every time, very often resorting to my staple food of pasta, steak, or burgers. I also found alcohol to be extravagantly expensive, especially given how cheap other things are5. Also, being a coffee country, I expected the city to have a big coffee shop culture. To my surprise and disappointment, the city was lacking any good locations where you can have nice coffee and work.
My two weeks debut jaunt in Bogotá was pretty successful and resulted in 3 lays, two from nightgame and one from daygame. By the time I got accustomed to the city and had more daygame leads, I unfortunately already had to leave. Things being as they are now, I will do another trip again this year and attempt to close some leads. Until then, I will try to keep them alive. From now on, Bogota is definitely part of my pickup world tour circuit!